"Pelennor" - lyrics by Kelly Bolton, Cathleen
Trowbridge and Cordelia Willis
(a spoof on "One Day More" from Les Miserables)


All:  Pelennor!
Another film, another battle scene
This never-ending rush to silver screen
With WETA working overtime
as Sam and Frodo make their climb

Merry & Pippin: Pelennor

Galadriel & Arwen (Elves):
We cannot stay another day
For half the Eldar have departed
Merry & Pippin: Pelennor
Elves: The Age of Elves has gone away
And now the Age of Men has started

Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli (Warriors):
With Rohirrim on their steeds
Elves: We will never fight again
Warriors: All of Gondor now defending
Elves: We have seen enough of war
Warriors: We'll perform heroic deeds
Elves: So we'll sail to Valinor
Warriors: And prepare to make our stand

Warriors: Now we hurry off to war
Merry & Pippin: Do we follow where they go?
Warriors: With both Armies dead and living
Merry & Pippin: We are much too small to fight
Warriors: There'll be lots of blood and gore
Merry & Pippin: But we must do what is right
Warriors: As we give all we can give

Merry & Pippin: The time is now, we'll fight with you
Pelennor

Sam & Frodo: One more day till we reach Mordor
There is no place we can hide
We'll destroy the Ring of Power
Using Gollum as our guide

Merry & Pippin: Pelennor

Ringwraith and Orc (Baddies):
Watch 'em run amok
Stab 'em as they fall
Can't hide from the Eye when he can see it all
Baddies from afar
Oliphaunts and such
Fighting CG armies shouldn't take that much!

Frodo & Sam, Elves, Baddies:
Now the Fourth Age is beginning
Merry & Pippin, Warriors:
Raise the flag of Gondor high
Frodo & Sam, Elves, Baddies:
Finally men will have a king
Merry & Pippin, Warriors:
Aragorn will be the king
Frodo & Sam, Elves, Baddies:
Film awards are for the winning
Merry & Pippin, Warriors:
There's an Oscar to be won

ALL: Do you hear the hobbit sing?

Pippin: O Denethor, I sing for you!

Merry & Pippin: Pelennor

Elves: We cannot stay another day
Warriors: Now we hurry off to war
Elves: For half the Eldar have departed
Sam & Frodo: One more day till we reach Mordor
There is no place we can hide
We'll destroy the Ring of Power
Using Gollum as our guide

Merry & Pippin: Pelennor

Elves: The Age of Elves has gone away
Warriors: There'll be lots of blood and gore
Elves: And now the Age of Men has started

Baddies: Watch 'em run amok
Stab 'em as they fall
Can't hide from the Eye
When he can see it all

Merry & Pippin, Warriors:
Tomorrow is the judgment day
Tomorrow Sauron goes away

ALL:
Tomorrow we'll discover
what ol' Peter Jackson has in store
One more film
Three more hours
Pelennor!