Prancing Pony Players - Really Bad Eggs

In 2004, the Prancing Pony Players launched their first routine - and amazingly, it didn't even involve hobbits! Before we were the Players, we were Really Bad Eggs and sang about our hopes for a sequel to "Pirates of the Caribbean." Happily, we can say that the Powers that Be heard our song, and the new movie is coming out in the summer of 2006. ARRRRRRRRRRR! It all be due to our powers of persuasion, matey!

"A Sequel's Life for Me" - sung to the tune of "A Pirate's Life for Me" by Disney. Lyrics by Cordelia Willis.

"A Sequel's Life for Me" - lyrics by Cordelia Willis
- a spoof on "A Pirate's Life for Me" by Disney.

Verse 1

We made a fun movie, you know what that means?
(Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!)
Now nothing but sequels will come to your screens
(Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!)
Yo ho, yo ho, a sequel's life for me!

With all the same actors portraying their roles
(Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!)
A ship full of sails and a plot full of holes
(Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!)
Yo ho, yo ho, a sequel's life for me!

Verse 2

Will Turner: I'll swash and I'll buckle and try to be brave!
(Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!)
I'll pine for the girl while I'm being upstaged!
(Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!)
Elizabeth Swan: I'll say "no" to corsets and dress like a boy!
(Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!)
I'll flirt with Orlando and act really coy!
(Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!)
Norrington: I've lost my fiancee, there's nothing to do
(Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!)
But give up the Navy and join with Jack's crew!
(Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!)

Verse 3

With pirates as extras, it's really not hard
(Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!)
Just wave 'round your cutlass and give a loud "ARRRR!"
(Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!)
Yo ho, yo ho, a sequel's life for me!
The contracts are signed and there's no turning back
(Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!)
And maybe, next time, there's an Oscar for Jack!
(Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!)
Yo ho, yo ho, a sequel's life for me!